Where Am I Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

Monday, May 01, 2006

Our Presidents Are Not Donkeys At All

Three years ago today, aboard the homeward-bound aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, "The tyrant has fallen and Iraq is free," President George W. Bush declared, standing underneath a banner proclaiming: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED."

Ummmmmm.

OH, and this is fun:

Headline: Mexico set to legalize personal amounts of pot, cocaine, heroin

"If Fox signs the measure and it becomes law, it could strain the two countries' cooperation in anti-drug efforts -- and increase the vast numbers of vacationing students who visit Mexico." Hahaha that's fucking funny.

Just like every other cool innovation that arrived AFTER my time - such as kickass playgrounds at McDonald's popping up right AFTER I was too big to play, like last call in Arizona changing until 2am AFTER my partying prime - this new law arrives 10 years too late to "lawfully" amp up my spring breaks. Screwed again.

Check it out:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/04/28/mexico.drugs.ap/index.html

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