I'm starting a LOST WAR at home. Maybe you can play too.

I mentioned that I'd tackled and pinned Chris down the other day, and explained all the wonderful reasons why he should totally watch LOST, especially since I SACRIFICE my own eyeballs, and ultimately my MIND, when I watch all those bullshit B-movies and the monstergaragespaghettiwesterncookingshow bullshit I volunteer to subject my generous and loving and GIVING soul to, JUST to be near my darling - and he can't even stay in the fucking house when LOST is on. That he leaves. LEAVES! Even after my moving argument (imagine my pleading eyes, on the verge of tears as I begged my future husband to sit with his adoring & devoted fiance and watch one lil TV show)...he just shrugged and said, "Nope". Hahaha bastard.

No matter. After his disappointing answer, I calmly took my elbow off his chest, took my knee off his belly, stood up and walked away slowly. Somehow I knew, even then, that my battle had just begun.

AND - as if on cue, as if the gods above were announcing that they were in my corner, on the RIGHTEOUS SIDE of the battle between Relationship Good & Evil...on the very top of the mag stack at work, where the ad department piles the rags we advertise in, yesterday appeared the latest edition of Men's Health magazine.


Of which its cover will soon be gracing our fridge at home.

Oh, and some funny news. Girlfight here prefers lesbo lockdown over donning an orange vest and picking up litter on the side of the highway, apparently:

April 26, 2006
Michelle Rodriguez going to jail

Michelle Rodriguez pleaded guilty yesterday to driving under the influence and opted for five days of jail time rather than 240 hours of community service. She been ordered to return to court later today where she'ill be taken into custody and transported to a women's facility in Oahu.
It makes sense she would choose jail over community service since she always looks like she just got ouf of prison anyway. You can't look the way she looks and not enjoy the lesbian prison sex. Science won't allow it.
-The Superficial

(Is it wrong that I still think she's kinda hot?)