So his approval rating is at an all-time low of 37 percent. That's not SO bad. It's still higher, than say, Richard Nixon's approval ratings during the Watergate incident. And still 8 points higher than Cheney. I heard on NPR over the weekend that 65 percent of surveyed people would rather hunt with Cheney than eat a rat on live television. That sounds hopeful! Cheer up, old feller.

Bush is also chalk-full of some innovative proposals. When he was in India recently he came up with a great idea to improve our trade deficit, which would surely also impress his fellow Texans. His idea? To export MORE BEEF TO INDIA. His idea came to him, he said, as he was walking around India and saw all these cows wandering around, not being eaten. Must be bad cows.