Where Am I Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sacrificing My Body

So I've been training every weekend for my Grand Canyon hike in May - and this past Saturday we hiked down & up a mini-canyon at South Mountain. It was pretty cool.


However, during a greuling section of the hike I was attacked by a treacherous beast that was hiding in the bushes, waiting to pounce on me:


I had no idea he was there, since he kept himself hidden soooo well. He attacked me savagely as I hiked:


And some other alien animal jumped outta nowhere and spooked me with his nuclear-infected eyebeams, shooting harmful rays that threw me off balance:


So I fell. I rolled down the canyon. OUCH. See how I am SACRIFICING MY BODY for this fundraiser?


For those of you that have been kind and generous enough to donate to my Hike For Discovery for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, thanks SO very much! Woohoo! For those who haven't: Yes, this is The Guilt. Ahem.


Keep in mind that it's been over TWO MONTHS without a drink. I didn't even have booze to ease my pain with. I poured alcohol over my bleeding festering oozing wounds, but that's not quite the same thing.

Tee hee.

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